The Top 10 FUNNIEST Chuck Norris Quotes

Chuck Norris doesn’t read my blog… My blog reads Chuck Norris! Haha, I couldn’t resist!

These Chuck Norris jokes aren’t anything new, but years later, they’re still funny as heck! While some people think “Mmm okay, the joke’s over…” I still get a good chuck out of reading some of these funny quotes and I’m sure you do too… otherwise, why would you be reading this?

Anyway, there are TONS of funny Chuck Norris quotes out there, so I’m going to list the

TOP 10 CHUCK NORRIS QUOTES: 

Top Ten Chuck Norris Quote #10:

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Top Ten Chuck Norris Quote #9:

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke…that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. 

Top Ten Chuck Norris Quote #8:

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Top Ten Chuck Norris Quote # 7:

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Top Ten Chuck Norris Quote #6:

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. 

Top Ten Chuck Norris Quote #5:

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. 

Top Ten Chuck Norris Quote #4:

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. 

Top Ten Chuck Norris Quote #3:

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. Chuck Norris was the first man to walk on the sun. 

Top Ten Chuck Norris Quote #2:

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. 

And The #1 Of The Top Ten Chuck Norris Quotes is…

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry!

Hahaha… That was the Top 10 FUNNIEST Chuck Norris Quotes… But Wait! Here’s A FUNNY Video Of The Top 10 Chuck Norris Moments:

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