Britney Spears Is The Latest Weapon Against Pirates!

Oh good heavens I wish I was joking but I’m completely serious… Britney Spears… Her music is being used as a weapon against the pirate invasion!

[Insert you witty Britney Spears song title here]… Come on, you know you want to!

Now before I go any further, no, these aren’t the ‘Jack Sparrow‘, peg legged and squawking parrot type of pirates… These are Somali pirates from the famished and desolate villages that have virtually no income producing jobs and most of which are simply trying to survive and provide for their own families the only way they can… ala Robin Hood style.

I’m not sticking up for them, mind you… theft is theft, however I am telling you this is very real.

With that in mind, the sheer fact that this is real is HILARIOUS! 

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Can Music Like Britney Spears Be Our Next Weapon Against Our War On  Pirates And Crime?

I knew there was a reason why I don’t listen to music on the radio anymore and this confirms it!

Mind you, in one of the the original articles [ABC News in fact], Britney Spears’ music is actually set to an unbearably high volume. The reason it works to ward off pirates is because the low and high decibals when at an extremely high volume AND pointed towards you causes pain to your ears (obviously).

The defending sailors, standing on either side or behind the speakers, can enjoy the music just fine as they are not directly in front of the music.

So… it’s not because Britney’s music is BAD or anything… (you reserve the right to your own opinion)… it’s simply because the way the music is made… when set extremely high… it’s a force to be reckoned with!

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Watch This Video And See Some Other Music Artists Who Are Used As WEAPONS! You’ll (Probably) Be Surprised…

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